Ryan Express
immediate relief for a painful v-g-n- using flexall 454 and advil.
the female, even though experiencing tremendous v-g-n-l pain, positions herself for doggy-style intercourse. the male lubricates his erect p-n-s with flexall 454 and commences intercourse. whilst thrusting at over 95 mph, the male inserts two (2) advil into the female’s -n-s. the advil and the flexall 454 numb the female’s v-g-n- and permit the male to rapidly thrust for up to 27 consecutive years without further pain to the v-g-n-.
my girl told me last night that she couldn’t have s-x with me because her v-g-n- was hurting. i turned her around, lubed my d-ck with flexall and stuck 2 advil up her b-tt and gave her the ol’ ryan express. for her, it was just a couple of advil and them aches and pains were long gone.
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