ryan howard
incredible baseball star, ryan howard plays first base for the philadelphia phillies. won the roy award and only played half the season, and if he gets more hits, he is a potential triple crown winner. he leads the league in home runs and rbis (as of the 2006 season). ryan howard is arguably the future of the phillies, and the phillies should do whatever they can to keep him.
ryan howard smacks 450 foot home runs with a flick of his bat.
won the 2006 national league most valuable player award, becoming the second player ever to win the rookie of the year and mvp award in back-to-back seasons (cal ripken, jr. 1982-83). hit .313 with 58 home runs, 149 rbi and 104 runs scored in his first full season at the major league level. he also won the hank aaron award.
ryan howard, the big, insanely powerful behemoth, just homered again to keep the sh-tty phillies in the race.
king kong with a bigger nose and who plays first base for the philadelphia p-ss-es. he hits a ton of home runs but strikes out a lot because a gorilla don’t know how to play ball. he is married to jimmy rollins and his mistress is cole hamels and his daddy is jamie (transvest-te) moyer.
newsflash… philadelphia first baseman, ryan howard, is climbing up the empire state building.
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