Ryan Seacrest
the act of cutting to a commercial break exactly when the show is at the peak point of suspense.
that show just pulled a total ryan seacrest
the world’s best known closet h-m-.
ryan seacrest dumped teri hatcher with a quickness when he found out by anatomical means that “teri” was not short for “terrance”.
the most annoying and least likeable man on television.
ryan seacrest always refers to the audience as “america” which bugs me
quite possibly the world’s largest tool.
ryan seacrest is such a tool.
a future contestant on a “where are they now?” survivor special who will be caught scheming with paris and nicole to vote off justin.
“ryan seacrest, the tribe has spoken.”
a guy who takes it up the -ss by simon cowell
i saw ryan seacrest sucking off simon cowell under the american idol judging table!
(n) an extremely feminine “man” that flirts with grumpy british men.
(v) to poorly hide that you are a flamboyantly gay.
that guy on tv is such an idiot. who let ryan seacrest become famous? he has no talent and is way over-publicized. he should hook up with richard simmons and climb out of his barbie filled closet.
foot odor, made of flesh- yet somehow a celebrity.
“i saw ryan seacrest last night on american idol!”
“i… i’m so sorry…”
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