ryan ward


fat, stupid, lazy, -sshole who smells weird and tries to hard around girls. everyone kind of hates him and only keeps him around out of pity. like to argue and his only redeeming quality is his eyes i guess (cool shade of blue). should probably just kill himself before he gets accused of some sort of kid touching incident. probably going to be a shut in who kidnaps any girl who smiles near him (no one in there right mind would ever smile at him), when he goes out for more lube, tissues and rum. basically the most disgusting human being on the planet. he makes money off his patreon where he photo shops celebrities faces onto naked women. so vile and worthless his family cut ties with him weeks ago and he is only like six months from a major heart attack or stroke.
help 911, a ryan ward type guy is following me and i think he’s going to rape me and my dog.

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