Ryanrog
when you’re about to -j-c-l-t- midway through a masturbation session, you aim for your ladyfriends picture on the wall, miss, and get your glorious seed all over your own eyes.
guy: dude, i was having a w-nk and i managed to do a ryanrog. | guy2: ouch, unlucky. | guy: yea – i’ma need some help opening my eyes.
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