The Garland


the act of taking a life size image of some one you are obsessed with, have s-xual fantasies, or like naked and tape or glue it to a punching bag, afterwards you take a d-ld- or strap-on on the crotch of the picture. after that take off your pants, push the bag as hard as you can and bend over
dat b-tch loves him so much the garlands herself

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