ryne

the most perfect person you will ever meet. the best person to rely on and to cry on their shoulder. always will be there for you through anything. their always stank and dank and the best person to be around. their also h-lla lit
“yo he’s lit. what’s his name?”
“i dunno bruh, prolly ryne.”
someone who super awesome and everyone wants to be like. most likely the best looking human alive who is far greater then any other. also way better than anyone named ryan.
“wow, your name is ryne ? you are the coolest person i’ve ever met and i strive to be you”
complete bad-ss and suave customer, people named ryne should count themselves lucky because they kick -ss at life and have fun doing it. very laid back and chill… similar to an alex in that regard…
ryne… he’s crazy good at life’ right?
a shy super awesome human who has a good heart and a strong mind. he’s loyal and true and is n-body’s enemy. everyone likes this handsome, charming, introverted guy.
“how sweet is he?! what a ryne!”
someone who is a total douchebag who answers questions with \”your -ss\”
when i said hey, ryne said \”your -ss\”
code word for a release of a lethal toxic gas that unusually rises upwards from the -n-s.
whats that smell? oh no! did you rip a ryne?
a short selfish selfcentered troll who likes to hurt people because it has a small p-n-s and girls will always laugh at it because its shorter than normal like he is.
under the bridge lived a ryne.

they avoided him becuase he acted like a ryne.

the kids pretended to like him but secretly thought he was a ryne and they laughed and laughed and called him ryno.
the biggest piece of sh-t. typically likes running around on women and lying to them about it. likes having a stockpile of less than attractive, issue ridden females to talk to him when he is all alone because all friends have abandoned him. caution: a ryne will try to have s-x with every female regardless of age, s-xual orientation or personal hygiene.
answers phone: “h-llo”

female voice responds: “hi this is christi! have you by chance seen or heard from ryne? i miss him incredibly and i am having an emergency.”

myself: “well yes i have indeed christi! he is regrettably either at stephanie’s or at ashley’s. i am so sorry to inform you.”