ryzek


1. ryzek – an uncommon name, normally completely insane weirdo with no friends who does stupid things and is always stoned.

2. ryzek – when you do something really stupid or weird normally involving girls.

3. ryzeking – when your doing something really stupid or weird normally involving girls.
1.
husband: “let’s name him ryzek!”

wife: “are you insane?!?!”

2.

ryzek: “i did a ryzek and forgot i had a p-n-s so i started running around my neighborhood naked and got totally wiphlashed!”

innocent bystander: “um… ok then”

ryzek: “that’s not the worst of it!” “i texted the wrong girl asking if she wanted to have s-x 7 times!”

innocent bystander: “have you ever thought about seeing a psychiatrist?!?!”

3.

ryzek: “mom i’m going to do some ryzeking and go to school naked”

mom: “last time you did that the director puked when he walked in on you bending over to get a textbook off the floor!”

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