rzhang
a word used to describe a steaming hot, yet smart and intelligent boy during his mid to late teen years. people often think it is a euphemism for a flaming h-m-, but it is actually the other way around. an rzhang is the epitome of the word “beauty.” rzhang is a t-tle given to young man chosen by g-d, almost as if it was the mandate of heaven.
this word is also used to describe a herculean being. an rzhang would often have a serratus that would make girls h-rny, biceps huggin’ them sleeves that make them girls wanna squeeze, and a body so cut that it attracts all the sl-ts. often times, he would be praised by other women, although what they say are not compliments, but actually just realistic judgments.
although people closely -ssociated him with an ostentatious lifestyle, a typical rzhang is a young man that would never put anyone down. he is often asian, attends an international school, and is fixated upon his own physical appearance, with a particular focus on muscle development.
a common misconception is that a rzhang type ethnic douchebag is often pathologically self-aggrandizing. to others, he is seen as a vainglorious narcissist.
rzhang frequents the gym. the aura created by his presence is so strong people within 500 aoe of an rzhang automatically feel 100% stronger. there was one instance where a black girl was bicep curling 25lbs. after rzhang arrived, she suddenly felt like hercules and was able to curl 50 pounds for 10 reps (her name was jooi).
small guy #1: dad u see that -sshole walking around in the gym??
small guy #1’s dad: calm down son, that’s rzhang coming to save us from the small fry epidemic!! this is truly a blessing. fuuuuuuuaaarrrrrkkkk!!!!
hot girl #1: wow that new guy in our physics cl-ss is so hot!! not only is he brawny, but he is also brainy!!
hot girl #2: oh my god, yeah!! he is the personification of perfection!! (blush)
small guy #2: (sees rzhang top naked under downlighting) omg dad is that zyzz?
small guy #2’s dad: no son that’s just rzhang.
small guy #2: wow…i think i like men now…
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