S-bag


s-bag is a phrase that has developed from the word “t-bag.”

to s-bag someone is to shape the d-ck into an s and place it on someone’s face.
“i tried to s-bag her yesterday but my d-ck won’t bend that way!”
a drunken, unshaven, unshowered, smelly party goer who continually hops from university to university surprising his friends, by showing up unannounced and uninvited to ‘party down’ ; despite his questionable hygene and appearance s-bag is extremely skilled at playing lacrosse, and picking up women, a slight jaw variation makes his chin completely immune to damage; of any kind, you dont f-ck with him, he will -ssault and seriosuly injure any individual who insults the ‘chiefs’ lacrosse club.
one night i was sitting at guelph university, s-bag drove drunk to my residence, drank 10 beers, sh-t, f-cked, and puked in my bed without asking for my permission, after that he drove drunk without sleeping or showering to brock university to do it allover again.

dude, i told you you could not visit, stop being such an s-bag
a guy who is tall and needs a nickname cuz he feels left out
look at s bag trying to dance!

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