when a guy and his date are sitting together on the ground, and the guy puts his head in his date’s lap,
instead of the other way around.
” i know you’re shorter than her, but really, did you have to start s.doctoring ? “
- seabag pat down
a seabag pat down is the half–ssed search for little liquor bottles and other contraband that a sailor may be attempting and easily succeeding at bringing aboard a navy vessel. this search is always performed in a lackadaisical manner giving the stuffed seabag a few pats with the hands on the outside, then calling it […]
- seatbelt check
the act of slamming on your brakes when your friends don’t have their seatbelts on i seatbelt checked nick…he sh-t his pants
also commonly referred to as “blu”, a sethie is the male counterpart of an atalya. sethies are tall elf like creatures that are surrounded in shrouds of mystery. although known by many they are hardly ever seen with the exception of those who are close at heart with them. sethies hate cigarette smoke and have […]
- happy prince song
to semi-publicly carry a torch for someone. — that guy’s totally carrying a torch…like a statue of liberty. — um, that’s something else…and he seems to have been petrified before he could quite raise that arm. he’s more like the happy prince. — so that’s him who’s faintly humming…the happy prince song.
- happy slapping
the practice of slapping or punching somebody unsuspectedly and recording it with a camera phone. in america we call this practice -ssault and i do believe you would get shot with a gun if you tried it. some british kids went happy slapping in la and got their sh-t messed up. 6 more definitions pastime […]