S.E.Ex.
simulated erotic experience. in layman’s terms, beating your meat. it is commonly used as a way that nerds can sound like they got laid in locker room chat. since it is pr-nounced as ‘s-x’, innocent bystanders will -ssume that the speaker is more manly than they would otherwise.
chad: hey, guys, i just had s.e.ex. last night! it was awesome. lollollol.
butch: wow? really?
chad: yeah dudes. she was smokin’ hot. i totally pwn3’d her.
butch: i would totally believe you if you didn’t post that r-t-rded thing on urbandictionary last week. w-nker.
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