Seizgasm
n. the result of bringing a s-xual partner to climax with the intensity to cause a seizure. usually the result of the proper use of a choad and avoidance of c-cksphixiation.
also: the moments following “oh my god, oh my god, oh my god…”
usually seen in the “high end” p-rno industry
“i thought that i killed her until i found out it as just a seizgasm.”
“seizgasm!!? i rolled over and got the remote stuck up the crack of my -ss!!! get that picaco out of here!!!”
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