S.I.T.S.
sports induced tourettes syndrome. a disease that inflects many of us in the athletic world.
pr-nounced sits, this neurological disorder is characterized by verbal obscenities being produced due to the watching or playing of any particular sporting activity. in beach volleyball the throwing of sand is a common side effect.
note: alcohol has been known to escalate the symptoms of the condition.
after shanking a volleyball…
liz: “f-ckin sh-t, why do i even bother playing this stupid godd-mn sport.”
mary: “feel free to ignore her. she suffers from s.i.t.s.”
gene:”please forgive the language my s.i.t.s is acting up again.”
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