S-Kock


to put up a fake relationship on facebook and get everyone to believe its real
haha that f-ggot pulled an s-k-ck and that dumb hoe thought he was actually cool.
sock stuffed with bible paper and hung in a high place, to ward off robotic pidgeons
“i hung up a brand new sk-ck today, because i noticed a large amount of pidgeons”
when you combine ska and your c-ck. but ska is still sick. the perfect word for a douche bag/ -sshole. most likely a d-ck. had a fight with his barber. his hair is long as f-ck on one side, buzzed on the other. he gets p-ssed when you call him rodriguez. works at boy scout summer camp and rapes little children. people may mistake him for rihanna. his name is hard as f-ck to remember. i think its radrido
guy: hey rihanna
-sshole: what?
guy: what do you get when you combine ska with my c-ck? sk-ck!

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