S & M bar
stand & model bar.
1. sarcastic gay term for a bar inwhich the patrons primary concern is finding a wall with the most dramatic lighting only to pose, sip a drink, all while trying to exude a “look” of mystery and boredom.
2. a bar patronized by “plastic” h-m-genized women or men. a crowd with lots of veneer and little intellectual substance.
kevin and i went to that new martini bar in boystown, it was purely an s & m bar, no one wanted to talk or have fun. it was all about pecs, hair product, concealer, and overpriced t-shirt from bloomingdales.
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