S on D Theorem
the theorem states that if a man witnesses the siting of t-ts, he must sh-t on at least one d-ck.
converse: if a man has sh-t on a d-ck, therefore he obviously has seen t-ts.
biconditional: a man will sh-t on a d-ck if and only if he has witnessed a pair of t-ts.
you know what the g-man says. if you see t-ts, you gotta sh-t on a d-ck!
the s on d theorem was on the test. but there was no d-ck to sh-t on!
hey guys….i just saw t-ts. would you mind?
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