S.T.A.R.S.


1) resident evil special team (special tactics and rescue squad)
2) a paintball team in the north east of england (successful taunting and random sayings uk)
1) “starsssssssss” nemesis -resi 3-
2) s.t.a.r.s. uk is gonna kik ur -ss
s.t.a.r.s.

s.exually
t.rasmitted
a.cute
r.espetory
s.yndrome

s.t.a.r.s., a common std, originated from sars which is a common virus in asia. karma sutra, an aincient indian art of s-xual intercourse was popularly spreading through the rest of east asia until the rapid cases of sars and s-xual activity were intertwined to create a devistating std, stars.

though sars is tested on immigrants comming to america to reduce the syndrome in the u.s. stars is undetected and is being carried over seas at this very insant.
“i love tim. he is really attractive and all, but he is from asia and the chances of him having s.t.a.r.s. is pretty high. i think i am goin to stay away from him.”
-megan

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