S.U.V-Tard


refers to the person, usually a soccer mom that is driving an empty suv while talking on a cell phone and drinking starbucks, all while going 75mph on the freeway.
look at that woman driving like a maniac! what an s.u.v-tard!!!
when a normal driver in a smaller car or truck drives an suv and instantly becomes a r-t-rded driver.
“can you believe that idiot just cut me off? they probably had an inch to spare…?”

“i know, they are probably a suvtard!”

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