s1lent milk
jerking off onto someone’s face while they’re sleeping and being as silent as possible so you don’t wake them.
guy 1: my girl wouldn’t let me creampie her last night so when she fell asleep i s1lent milked her.
guy 2: nice dude!
-both high five each other
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