Saab Story


in other words: swedish automobile always broken. every saab owner has a saab story or a sob story.
fav sees dolan hitchhiking down route 1a, pulls over to pick him up.

fav: what up bro?
dolan: eh, f-ckin’ car broke down again.
fav: second f-ckin’ time this month?
dolan: yeah, f-ckin’ saab story, don’t really want to talk about it.
fav: all right, let’s go fingerbang maryjane rottencrotch. maybe that will get the saab off of your mind.
dolan: let’s stop at the beef corral first, i’m starving.
fav: okay.

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