saber-toothed crotch cricket
crabs
she had a bad case of the saber-toothed crotch crickets.
body lice caught from a person you paid money to have s-x with.
little did she know as we drove through kemmerer that the saber-tooth crotch crickets i gave her had their origin in the cathouse up on the hill.
aka adult pubic lice or crabs, saber-toothed crotch crickets are parasites. these insects are generally found in the crotchal area and they may cause itching.
little billy gave the town hooker $25 and all he had to show for it were some saber-toothed crotch crickets.
the only logical explanation for the instant and sudden need to scratch your b-lls that you can explain to women.
“i couldn’t help it, honey! i had to scratch! it was the saber-toothed crotch crickets! you know, tiny little b-gg-rs with these giant teeth that just randomly sink their teeth into my sack! hafta itch that!”
someone wit crabs ya heard- someon wit crabs
he got crabs, you see that
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