Saber Toothed Tigress
a female species who is much older than a puma, and even beyond a cougar. this is an woman cl-ssified as a senior citizen (65+) who frequents dive bars to get lucky with a significantly younger gentleman. she is usually spotted in her native habitat, dark seedy bars on the wrong side of town drinking vodka by the pint.
no one ever goes to that bar anymore, too many saber toothed tigresses scared away all the cougars.
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