Swerlin Merlin


thee act upon swirling a p-n-s that has been discised as merlin the wizard. disguising the p-n-s involves using shaving cream to indicate merlin’s beared and then strapping a wizards hat to the p-n-s.
wtf is he doing? o the good old swerlin merlin.

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