Sachem Mom
a derogatory term for an ignorant, bored person who will show up at your house with a torch and pitchfork if she thinks you are a hooligan.
dude, i was just havin some fun with my crew and this sachem mom had me arrested!
(n). a mom within the sachem school district
(n). slang- a hypocrite; a mother, usually within her late 20s, 30s, or early 40s, who childishly mocks children for acting like kids; someone who lacks both a sense of humor and imagination; jennifer mccauley.
son: hey mom, i’m gonna go smoke some weed. is that ok?
mom: yeah, sure son!
son: are you sure you aren’t just being a sachem mom?
mom: come on, son. i’m better than that. only people like jennifer mccauley do things like that. -frantically writes disparaging remarks about today’s youth on facebook-
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