sack-lumpos
these are produced after a male beaing has had a hernia in the scrotal region. the muscles contract creating an odd pointed shape with two bright red dots on each t-st-cl-. the main difference between these and scr-t-m t-ts are that in the case of sack-lumpos, milk does not seap out o fthe scrotal pores.
“yo! sh-t! i got some f-ckin sack-lumpos, dog!”
“my b-tch won’t f-ck me, because my sack-lumpos is nasty, b”
“my sack-lumpos is itchy, dog”
“when i rub my sack-lumpo nipples, my weanie smells like mayonaise”
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