sacqua
sacqua, pr-nounced sawk-kwuh, is the blue star. she has come to save the day. sacqua has a phenomenal -ss. sacqua developed a s-xual artform called kunt-fu. she has learned to manipulate energy. she can communicate telepathically. she wears a stupid human suit to fit in or p-ss. sacqua can communicate with the dead, other worldly beings, other dimensional beings, animals, and lower life forms such as humans. she has traveled through time. she has seen beyond the veil. her alter ego is tristis.
last night sacqua got into my head. i heard her voice in my head tell me how to build a battery cell with endless power.
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