Sacramento Smegma Smooch
harvest your sm-gm-(otherwise known as “d-ck cheese”) that has gathered along your penal region, or for the ladies, v-g-n-l area. take the collected sm-gm- and fill it in a empty chapstick container, then put it in the freezer. once coagulated, apply the new lip balm to you lips and make out with any victim you choose.
“dude! i cant believe my girlfriend cheated on me!”
“just give her a good ol’ sacramento sm-gm- smooch and leave her in the dust”
“perfect!!”
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