sacred baby
a baby who is sp-wned magically on everyone’s back and can be accessed anytime. can be thrown, turned into pudding, cheese, hamburger, or lobbed like a grenade, blown up, eaten, used for demolition work, turned into a spatula, launched from a catapult, and anything the mind desires.
me: i made a sacred baby into a rope ladder so i wouldn’t have to climb my stairs.
him: i made one into a piece of paper and wrote in my own blood on it.
they: we are made of babies.
sacred babies are on your back. get one and use it!
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