Sad Boner
1. when a situation is so sad and unhappy, it represents a sad semi-flaccid erection.
2. the act of having a sad, semi-flaccid erection
example one:
bro1: -texts bro2- wanna go get some chinese?
bro2: -responds- can’t, gotta work til midnight.
bro1: sad b-n-r
example two:
girlfriend: i don’t think you should come stay over tonight, it’s that time of the month
-boyfriend, having an actual sad b-n-r, responds “sad b-n-r”-
most likley a male virgin who m-st-rb-t-s voilentley, angerly, aggersevly, rappidly, until monster -rg-s-m forcing the p-n-s to look sad and depperesed.
!. dude whats wrong with you
i went home and had a few sad b-n-rs yesterday
2. thanks for blowing me off im just going to have a good old fasioned sad b-n-r today
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