sad hour


on large college campuses: the sp-ce of approximately an hour around 3:00pm. during this time, the lonely, antisocial recluses emerge from hiding to eat lunch, for this is when the dining hall is emptiest (and therefore the least likelihood of making human contact): most people have already eaten lunch, but are not yet ready for supper. it is during this time that one will find the highest percentage of people dining alone. diners during this time can often be found staring blankly into their phone or off into sp-ce as they contemplate their existence.
what if all the lonely people eating at sad hour got together…

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