sad pancakes
1. in a large bowl, sift together the flour, baking powder, salt and sugar. make a well in the center and pour in the milk, egg and melted b-tter; mix until smooth.
2. heat a lightly oiled griddle or frying pan over medium high heat. pour or scoop the batter onto the griddle, using approximately 1/4 cup for each pancake. brown on both sides and serve hot.
3. pour syrup to divert attention to the fact that your wife is cheating on you with your adopted british grandson and ruining your life.
i make sad pancakes every time meggen cheats on me with declan.
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