Sad Proofing
sad proofing is a process that occurs after a friend breaks up with their boyfriend/ girlfriend. it consists of removing all artifacts of the relationship and placing in them in a box that is hidden from said friend. sad proofing is done in order to keep the recently heart broken person from sitting around being sad.
jim: “yeah, i had to sad proof john’s room last night after i found him weeping in bed with a bunch of pictures of his girlfriend all over his room.”
steve “i did the same thing for my friend the other day. ever break up needs a good ol’ sad proofing session”
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