Sad Shirley


when a redheaded girl is straddling a guys face and right when she comes she puts her bush on his forehead so it looks like he’s crying.
guy: i met this hot redhead and asked if she was a freak in bed
guy2: well, was she?
guy: more than i thought! she gave me a sad shirley

guy2: gross dude. gross

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