Saddle Brook Middle School
a public middle school with only two grade levels, wears uniforms and hates half the teachers. most of the 7th graders think they’re the sh-t and the 8th grade boys are r-t-rded. most drama is with kids from other towns. the vp is sh-t and everyone hates the vp. 8th grade girls get with high school guys and than get stoned. can’t go a week without f-cking something up. announcements about “phones away” comes on every 2 f-cking seconds. the 8th graders complain about the 7th graders even tho they was them last year and act like they did some houdini sh-t and skipped a year. basically, sbms is filled with kids who don’t give 2 sh-ts if they p-ss or not.
person one- “yo, you go to saddle brook middle school?”
person two- “yeah dude, all we do is f-ck around
person one- “d-mn good think i don’t go to sbms.”
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