saddlebags
sheesh! i have seen this phrase misused a few times now (even in roger mellie’s profanisaurus!). let me clear things up:
saddlebags is a word to describe the bulging areas of fat on the upper outer thighs of ladies, in a way that resembles saddle bags being carries on a horse.
the expression was used in ace ventura: pet detective. i can’t remember exactly how though. it was something along the lines of:
melissa robinson claims she isn’t fat. ace says something along the lines of “yeh, whatever you say, saddlebags!”
they are extra storage of fat on each outer thigh…resembles a horse’s saddlebag which is worn on each side of the ribs
she has nasty saddlebags
are actually extra fat on the outter thighs not saggy b–bs you d.a.
hereditary and usually occurs in horse riders
disproportionately wide hips on a women who otherwise could be considered attractive.
she’s an attractive lady even if she is packing saddle bags.
a s-xual act similar to the teabag. you place a t-st-cl- on each side of a persons mouth and bounce up and down usually while the middle of your scr-t-m is being sucked.
hey, i was thinking maybe we could saddle bag tonight.
when you have a woman in the scissor position, drape your b-lls over her taint (like a saddle) and let each one of your nuts rest on each of her holes, causing suction on your b-lls
1. get over here so i can saddlebag you underneath the coffee table you little wh-r-
a person with large love handles.
my friend fat rob has saddlebags.
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