saddlesore
1. a minor sore achieved after riding a horse for a long period of time.
2. a person who pretends to not be the person you’re calling on the telephone, when it is in fact the person you were trying to call. (does not apply to people who attempt dodging telemarketers/bill collectors.)
jim bob: is this scooter’s roofin’? you were supposed to fix my roof ya…ya s-sh-theads!
???: who do you think you’re talking to, f-ckface? this is —city breaks!
jim bob: s-s-saddle…sore.
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