sado-mastication


the fixation or propensity to beat your food before or during eating it.
sarah: hey marty i brought you home a cheeseburger.

marty: oh, i bet it’s been a very very bad burger!

while engaging is sado-mastication, marty proceeds to pimp slap and punch the helpless cheeseburger before taking a bite and then makes sounds of delight, achieving some sort of sick thrill from this!

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