Safarik
n., when called a safarik you are referred to as an individual who has m-ssive long chest hair and has a large p-n-s used for eating georgia peaches all day. as a safarik you might of also, as a newborn, saved your cat from a burning cabin, bit off a pedophiles d-ck, and saved canada from the chinese (twice).
v., to safarik means to eat someone in one bite.
adj., safarik describes all that is long.
n., stop being a safarik and get back on my log.
v., wow, did you see him safarik that dude!
adj., dang, that is one safarik toothpick.
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