Safe Driving


a term coined on the internet, most likely at either something awful, 4chan, or ytmnd.

generally refers to a girl with ample br–sts and/or b-ttocks, implying that these would be an adequate subst-tute for airbags. most often applies to anime girls, due to the fact that many are drawn with br–sts twice the size of one’s head. this term can be applied to women irl, though caution should be exercised.
bob: forget d cups, those things are freaking gg! and an -ss to match, d-mn!

ted: safe driving at its finest, my friend.

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