Safe Friend
–noun
1. a person that is likable in all areas but starting any sort of serious relationship with them.
2. someone you tell all your dark secrets to, bounce ideas off of, or ask for advice in any topic because they’re always listening, and there for you when you need them; often thought of as a h-m-s-xual – but not.
female 1: “i’ve been feeling a lot better since {insert random male name here} and i have been talking… he listens and has such good feedback!”
female 2: “so your falling for him then?”
female 1: “oh gosh, no, not at all! why would you say that?”
female 2: “ahh, i see, he’s your safe friend too then. yeah, i always bounce stuff off of him… good guy… do you think he’s gay?”
female 1: “i don’t think so… he asked me out but i just said that it wouldn’t feel right and declined…”
female 2: “yeah…”
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