Salty Geyser
the salty geyser is an elite s-xual teqnique that is considered one of the 7 wonders of the s-xual world, cultivated by nic e, 9/27/10
it is executed like this.
at the very end of a long session of s-xual intercourse, the man -j-c-l-t-s onto their partners -n-s, this portion has to be done very calmly and steadily to ensure that most of the s-m-n lands in and around the -n-s. shortly after the s-m-n settles on the -n-s, is when the magic truly occurs. now that the s-m-n has settled on the partners -n-s, he or she creates an explosive fart launching the s-m-n high into the air. the sight of the eruption is said to be absolutely overwhelming to view- and has also been described as simply, the indescribable. it is also noted that viewing of the maneuver has caused feelings of euphoria, ecstasy and just pure awesomeness.
-it is recorded that the salty geyser has, on the occasion has caused blindness because of its pure extravagancy and divinity. there have been a total of 7 deaths caused by the salty geyser varying from, heart attacks, suicide, liquefaction of the brain and just desinigration of the body and. rape.
phone convo-
guy 1- yooooo dudeeee guess what!
guy 2- what?!
guy1- last night i did it….i performed a near perfect salty geyser!!!!!
guy 2- omg you are a champion!!!!!!!!!!!
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