safe haven
the best bathroom in the office, one that isn’t frequented very often, so you’re free to do your nasty sh-tting in peace.
where’d jon go?
“off to his 2nd floor safe haven, he had general tso’s chicken for lunch”
a nebraska law that allows parents to legally get rid of their children at any point before the child in 19 years of age by dropping them off at a nebraska hospital.
if you don’t shut your mouth i’m going to drive to nebraska and safe haven your -ss!
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