safe place


a room or area where left wing people can go to cry about politics. commonly used by socialist collage students after elections they did not win. inside a modern safe place are typically service dogs, free hot chocolate, therapy, counseling and pillows and couches. some safe places are so pampered that they allow occupants to say for days at a time. although unnecessary, safe places cost schools thousands of dollars, and sometimes are even fully governmentally funded.
rick: what the h-ll is up with all the wailing over there?

tommy: some p-ssy collage kids are crying over at the safe place.

rick: why?

tommy: there professor raticalized them in the way of socialism. they are crying because donald trump won the election.

rick: that’s bullsh-t.

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