safeism


the new religion founded in 2000 by the one and only kingkai
the religion is the most easiest religion there is.
the religion consists of
1)must go on the dance machine if one is less than a mile away
2)eat at kfc and not mc donalds
3)keep it real and respect each other
being somthing that your not is not safeism

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