safenik
(safe+nik) — a person who wants warranties about everything, who is scared by the vicissitudes of life and feels an overwhelming need to be secure.
what about a family travel to tibet? – it’s impossible. my husband is a safenik. – safenik ? – yes, he never takes any risks.
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