Safety Bowl


the extra bowl(s) you smoke when you’re not sure if you will be high enough from the previous bowls you have smoked.

most of the time, 1 safety bowl is enough, but it is not uncommon to smoke up to 3 or even sometimes 4 safety bowls to ensure that you are indeed high enough.

the safety bowl is not to be confused with the bedtime bowl, however the safety bowl can lead directly to sleep.
“i’m not sure we’re high enough… pack a safety bowl!”

“d-mn, i didn’t smoke enough… i should’ve packed a safety bowl.”

“i am so r-t-rded. those last 2 safety bowls were completely unnecessary, but oh so sweet.”

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