safety cubicle

an area to escape to in the workplace for a time out. this is typically required when you think your manager is looking for you, when fellow staff members are becoming more annoying than usual, or in its chronic form when you simply overhear your name being mentioned in casual conversation.
usually the safety cubicle is located in the gents toilets where one can partake in some twitter sh-tter and hide that fear b-n-r until the moment p-sses.
officer x: where’s he just run off to?
officer y: don’t know.. think i heard him muttering something about safety cubicle. i was too busy talking about some reality tv sh-t whilst surfing the desktop.
officer x: he’d only just got in and sat down too.

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