Safety-deposit box


a synonym for v-g-n-.
“girl, let me clean out your safety deposit box.”
the act of placing one’s posterior against that of another and farting, thus safely depositing the fart in the recipient for later retrieval.
deav asked his brother at the indians game, “if you fart into someone’s b-tt, what would you call that?” a guy in the row behind responded, “well i’d call it a safety deposit box.”

deaver: “i gotta fart!”
neil: “quick, stand up and use the safety deposit box!”
when you fart in someone’s drawer, close it, and then sneakliy tell him/her that you left a deposit and that he/she should pick it up postehaste.
yo, g, i left you something in the safety deposit box, you should go check it out. i think you’ll find it…enchanting. `
the art of f-cking a girl in the -ss and then sh-tting in the gaping hole.
she wanted something special for her birthday, so i gave her a safety deposit box.
slang term for the female genitalia.
“girl i wanna put all my sperm, in your safety deposit box…”

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