Safety Friend
a friend who will always be there when everyone else fails. most of the time not considered a desirable position to be in. side effects of being a safety friend include being left behind as your friends make new friends and leave, only being called upon when a friend needs to wine or complain, and might also include a life without anyone to trust or keep close.
alex: man, i’m tired of all my new friends. they were so “of the moment”
john: well we always have our safety friends to call on.
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